Waiting for Mr Right

I feel awful about the lack of posts as of late but I have been very busy with exams. Nothing exciting; just biology and maths. Anyway, I've finished now (until next year) so I can finally get back into a more creative mind set as well as becoming more relaxed which is why today I am going to post something light hearted to relieve my stress and the stress of anyone else who had is having or has exams this exam season. Also, good luck to any of you who do have exams to do. I'm sure you'll do great :)


So this post is going to be another what I previously called a "no brainer" post and similar to this one here which I kind of cringe at now because I wrote just over a year ago and use the phrase "eye candy" to describe my "top ten celebrity crushes" and then I went on to describe in detail why I did fancy Robert Pattinson then didn't then did then didn't then did. Jeez, I hope this post turns out to be less embarrassing. 

http://thefashionisto.com/models/jon-kortajarena/

So, I'm waiting for Mr Right. Well, sort of but you're probably thinking; she's only fourteen, she doesn't need to waiting for Mr Right and you are also probably thinking she just gave us a long description about why her "Fitties" post was cringey and now she's talking about a "Mr Right." Hey, I hear you but this post is just a bit fun and I'm waiting for the Mr Right that I hope will appear some day, preferably in the form of Jon Kortajarena or Douglas Booth but another male model is negotiable. I don't mind waiting though. Waiting only means that there is someone worth waiting for.


I'm going to be super shallow here and say that the first factor of a Mr Right is his looks because it would probably be quite boring if I put personality first and just today I wrote in my English essay, comparing Romeo and Juliet to poetry about how men and women's first impressions on one another are often based on appearance. Even love like Romeo and Juliet's started with Romeo thinking Juliet was hot or should I say, "like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear" because let's be honest, that's the phrase we use colloquially everyday. Opinions clearly vary on what makes someone good looking otherwise people of certain appearances would die out and that would be sad :'(. I guess "my type" is kinda specific. But the five main factors are tall, dark, handsome (they kind of come as a three, don't they?), toned and with nice cheekbones. There are exceptions to these but if someone asked me to describe the appearance of my "Mr Right" that would be it.

http://fuckyeahdouglasbooth.tumblr.com/

Now we'll move on to the boring bit where I discuss personality. I'm going to be super cliché here and say that sense of humour is key because you might as well draw an attractive face on a sack of potatoes if he has no personality (although, if you find a face drawn on a sack of potatoes attractive then that's quite worrying. You might need to see someone about that.) I would like to go out with someone who is a classic romantic (red roses, champagne, that kind of thing) as long as we could have a laugh about the cheesiness of it all at the same time! He would have to be just a bit fashion conscious and I would make him be if he wasn't! And I'd love to go out with someone who could play the guitar so we could do little guitar duets but not in a cheesy way where we would travel round the country and perform but where we could just hang out, have a laugh and teach each other songs. It would also be great if he could play tennis so we could play that together too. I wouldn't want him to be too similar to me though because then we could start competing for who's better at the guitar, who's better at tennis and who has more style. That would be freaky; I'd be happy to keep that sort of competition between me and my girl friends!

Like I keep saying (I think subconsciously to avoid embarrassment) this post is light hearted. Also, I totally think power to single ladies. I am a feminist but not a misandrist so I think that women are equal to men etcetera but I don't want all men to die or anything like that (there are some weird people out there that do!)

So, here's a song to finish with:

What would your "Mr Right" be like?